schratteli:

let me get this straight.

you’re out of cigarettes even if there’s those, but there’s too many of those (and you’ll get lung cancer which, from what i understand, is the entire goal of smoking), so i’m out here getting… more?

i got you four lokos though.

they’re not mine, and if i help myself i’ll just keep helping myself. if i have my own, i can at least pretend like i know how to moderate.

also, the goal of smoking is to look badass and impress girls. obviously.