necropticon:

#can we talk about this (noun) for a moment? because THIS (SAME NOUN). (white dude #1) has never been able to (transitive verb) his (plural noun). he’s (sad adjective); he’s (sadder adjective). he (verb)ed all his life and now (white dude #2) has (transitive verb)ed his (noun) and it’s like (incoherent mixed metaphor). look at the (noun) in his (body part). you can SEE the (noun) - you can see how much this (adjective) (noun) (verb)s his (noun). (white dude #2) is (white dude #1)’s (second mixed metaphor preferably alluding to shared dark past)! THEY (TRANSITIVE VERB) EACH OTHER SO MUCH #i just have a lot of feelings