never had to use my passport since i’ve never been out of the country.

most people start off taking chewable or liquid medicine as kids, then eventually graduate to swallowing pills or whatever when they get older.

i was the opposite. not sure what the hell was wrong with me, but i couldn’t swallow liquid medicine until i was like 15 — i’d always gag and cough it back up.

there’s an obvious blowjob joke in there somewhere.

was gonna say something about pie, but the segue’s already there, so.

first time i ever did gay stuff was with marcus.