all i could think of was spaghetti and moustaches.

once i sneezed with a mouthful of noodles and somehow sucked one up my throat and out my nose.

it was easier to grab it from the exiting side, so that’s how it came out.

i’m not religious, but a while ago i started studying the torah. mona’s non-practicing, but unless all of her three remaining grandparents drop dead in the next few years, i’m assuming we’re having a jewish wedding if we get married. so.

figured i might as well start prepping.

my favorite childhood stuffed animal was apparently a fat blue snake i’d named “dog.”